April 2012
Me: Hey Tumblr, I'll be right back, I just gotta-
Tumblr: Sit your fucking ass down.
Me: Ok
March 2012
2 tags
I’m kind of a psychopath but I kinda like it. Judge me.
iknewitwasover:
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
1-800-784-2433 it's the suicide hotline. Just in...
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
